On February 23rd, 1836. One hundred and eighty-two men, fought off four thousand Mexican soldiers for thirteen days. Facing overwhelming odds they refused to surrender. They did it for freedom. Freedom for all Texans. They took their stand in the Alamo. A Catholic mission just out side of San Antonio. They gave up their lives to defend our freedom and for that we honour them with this name: "The Alamo Allies" We are proud to be Texans..
A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central West Virginia recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those fish?'
'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish.'
'Pet fish?'
'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'
'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'
The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.'
'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'
The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'
'Well, what?,' says the redneck.
The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'
'Call who back?'
'The FISH,' replied the warden!
'What fish?,' replied the redneck. ............
Moral of the story:
We may not be as smart as Some city slickers,
but we ain't as dumb as some Government employees.
You can say what you want about the South,
but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.
LOL - he doesn't work those hours really. - he was just looking for the payoff amount, started on a small rant and just kept rolling... It sounds like the whole conversation was an hour long... And didn't really get anywhere! LOLOL
just wondering if you were enjoying the funny baby intructions that I am putting up every day. Skel and I sure liked them just wondering the veiws of the rest of the clan.